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  1. Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

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    jordanjordanjordanjordan:

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    theneverendingdrums:

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    the-ss-destiel:

    BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

    uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

    no it’s vibranium

    you mean FREEDOMIUM

    Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

    No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

    ALL TRUTHS.

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  2. snappinggingers: I walk a lonely roadThe only one that I have ever known

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    I walk a lonely road
    The only one that I have ever known

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  4. Breaking News: The musician Gotye was recently arrested for having marijuana plants.

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    I guess now that’s just some bud that he used to grow

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  6. pnguye: Xia Xiaowan - Chinese Ancient Landscape of Guo Xi, 2007

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    Xia Xiaowan - Chinese Ancient Landscape of Guo Xi, 2007

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  10. pyralspite:

    Who remembers

    Motherfucking Scholastic

    Book

    Orders

    And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale

    at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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